Are you boring? I didn't think so, neither is The Boring Boy. Throw this shirt on and be ready for any occasion, it’s boring, boring is good. Boring is the man you want your daughter to date.

It fits like a glove, tastes like butter, and is slim and long just like you.

Fabric.
Organic. Sustainable. Soft. Quality 150gsm weight, because you deserve the best. Besides being better for the environment, our organic cotton is also better for your body. It's knitted in Melbourne and dyed with OEKO-TEX dyes. What do those fancy words mean? It means our fabric is free from harmful chemicals and it's safe for human use, which is what you need a shirt to be. Our fabric is also Fairtrade Certified. Tick, tick, tick.

Details and fit.
French side seams with twin needle stitching for strength and a big hole for your head with a slimline crew neckline. A straight hem with side splits will give you a little more room to move big boy. If the Boring Boy is a little too boring for you, I suggest you go for his slightly less boring brother, the Slightly Less Boring Boy. Beautifully finished straight hemline and sleeves with hidden stitching. That's right, no cheap and nasty visible threads here. Our model is wearing a size large. He is 191cm tall. Our shirts are designed to be fitted but not tight. They're also made for tall men, so our fit is a little longer than most.

Ethics.
You make money, we make money and our makers make money, the ethical way. Our crafty maker is Ethical Clothing Australia accredited. There are no sweatshop secrets here.  

Sustainability.
Our shirts are sustainably made with organic cotton and dyed with OEKO-TEX dyes. Our swing tags are made from recycled cardboard and even our care labels are cotton. No nasty polyester here. We ship with plastic-free, biodegradable, and recyclable packaging and we're designing for circularity. What's circular fashion all about? It's about circles obviously, and also the future. We keep all of our offcuts and cutting waste and we're coming up with a plan to repurpose them.

Dirty laundry.
Washing machine friendly. Preshrunk for the best fit results. You can't go wrong. Even if you accidentally put it in the dryer. We've pre-shrunk for people like you.

You should buy this.
All MISTER BLADIN pieces are ethically and sustainably made in Melbourne, Australia with premium organic fabrics for the best fit and feel. Basics, but better. Our makers are Ethical Clothing Australia accredited and we've designed our range for circularity. Our fabric is organic cotton, our care labels are cotton, our brand labels are cotton, and even our swing tags are sustainably made from cardboard and cotton thread. Throw this in the dirt and it'll biodegrade. In a nutshell, we've done the hard work and all you have to do is wear it. You are welcome.